SWILLYCORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA — Last March, billionaire tech guru and entrepreneur Elon Musk made waves when he very genuinely and sincerely offered to buy Facebook and delete it. This outlet was the first to cover the story. Musk showed the investors in the room an animated video that detailed his plans for Facebook. The video […] More
SWILLYCORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA — Billionaire tech guru and innovator Elon Musk isn’t content to just buy and then delete social media monoliths anymore. Musk has moved onto buying much more rare items, according to leaked reports out of his inner circle. Having already bought Facebook with the intent to delete it, word is that Musk […] More
SWILLYCORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA — Fandom of the sci-fi/fantasy film franchise known as “Star Wars” have been clamoring for news of the title for the upcoming and final installment of the Skywalker Saga, known simply as “Episode IX,” and they just got a reprieve from none other than tech guru Elon Musk. “I like space, I […] More
SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA — Billionaire tech guru and possible cartoon villain Elon Musk announced in an investor call today that he has legally secured the rights to a meme that has grown in popularity at an exponential rate since its inception. “Yeah, right, so we’re today to announce that Tesla, SpaceX, the Boring Company, […] More
Earlier this week, Elon Musk made global headlines when he deleted the official SpaceX and Tesla pages from Facebook. Musk made certain to clarify that he didn’t make the decision for political reasons, but rather because Facebook gives him “the willies.” It’s not a political statement and I didn’t do this because someone dared me […] More
SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA — Billionaire entrepreneur and inventor Elon Musk has big dreams, and perhaps even larger ambitions as to how to achieve those dreams. His pursuit of seeing those dreams into fruition has garnered him quite a large following and cadre of well-wishers. However, not everyone is so firmly entrenched on Elon’s side. […] More
SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA — In recent weeks, the relationship between billionaire inventor Elon Musk and the board of directors of Tesla, his electric vehicle company, has become icy to say the least, and today that relationship may very well have hit an all-time low. Yesterday, in a series of tweets, Musk addressed the hubbub […] More
SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA — Billionaire tech guru and entrepreneur Elon Musk makes no effort to hide his dubious stance toward artificial intelligence. Despite the fact that Mr. Musk’s Tesla cars have been developing automatic, driverless navigation for years, Musk has repeatedly warned humanity about the dangers of sentient technology. In a new documentary, Mr. […] More
SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA — This morning, a new social media platform was announced, run by a household name synonymous with tech innovation. It’s no big secret, thanks to the reporting done by this website, that tech titan and likely world’s smartest man Elon Musk has his eyes on acquiring Facebook in order to delete […] More
SILLYCON VALLEY, CALIFORNIA — A new trend is sweeping the nation: condom snorting. As if buying and deleting Facebook wasn’t newsworthy enough, tech titan and entrepreneur Elon Musk — founder of SpaceX, Tesla, and The Boring Company — wants to capitalize on the trend and has announced a new product he’s developing: Antihistamine Infused Condoms. […] More
