Elon Musk Developing New Social Media Platform MySpaceX.com

SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA — This morning, a new social media platform was announced, run by a household name synonymous with tech innovation. It’s no big secret, thanks to the reporting done by this website, that tech titan and likely world’s smartest man Elon Musk has his eyes on acquiring Facebook in order to delete … Continue reading “Elon Musk Developing New Social Media Platform MySpaceX.com”

UNBELIEVABLE: SpaceX successfully recovers Tiangong-1 Chinese satellite

LOS ANGELES, CA – In what is sure to be one of the more remarkable feats in the young company’s history, SpaceX has managed to successfully catch Tiangong-1, the defunct Chinese space station, as it fell to Earth early this morning. As SpaceX CEO Elon Musk pointed out on Twitter, one of their recovery ships, … Continue reading “UNBELIEVABLE: SpaceX successfully recovers Tiangong-1 Chinese satellite”

NASA invites ‘A Science Enthusiast’ to see a SpaceX launch – and the moon landing set

KENNEDY SPACE CENTER, FLORIDA – A popular blogger, podcaster, memer, and all-around cool guy known as ‘A Science Enthusiast‘ was invited by NASA to visit the Kennedy Space Center in Florida to get a “behind the scenes” tour leading up to SpaceX’s launch of TESS – a satellite allegedly being “launched” to look for rocky … Continue reading “NASA invites ‘A Science Enthusiast’ to see a SpaceX launch – and the moon landing set”

Elon Musk Forming New Company SpaceXXX For Worldwide Internet Porn Distribution

SILICON VALLEY, CALIFORNIA — Elon Musk has wanted to bring worldwide internet service to the globe for the last two years, and that is one of the initiatives his SpaceX company has been undertaking in its Falcon rocket tests. In 2016, Musk requested permission from the U.S. government to operate a network of more than … Continue reading “Elon Musk Forming New Company SpaceXXX For Worldwide Internet Porn Distribution”

SpaceX Developing New Mars Leash So Space Colonists Can Be Yanked Back Home

Elon Musk’s SpaceX is at it again! Today, at a press conference for investors, Musk announced that his space flight and exploration company, which has already made history with its series of Falcon rockets, will begin immediate development on a truly groundbreaking, historic device that he says will allow SpaceX to drastically speed up its … Continue reading “SpaceX Developing New Mars Leash So Space Colonists Can Be Yanked Back Home”

Future SpaceX Projects Will Be Funded With Sales Of New Cologne: “Elon’s Musk”

This morning, billionaire entrepreneur and inventor Elon Musk watched another one of his SpaceX rockets blast off into the cosmos. Falcon 9 lifted off from its pad just before dawn in a spectacular display, carrying experimental global internet satellites. One of Musk’s end goals is to provide high-speed broadband internet service to some of the … Continue reading “Future SpaceX Projects Will Be Funded With Sales Of New Cologne: “Elon’s Musk””

Elon Musk Going To Buy And Delete Facebook?

Earlier this week, Elon Musk made global headlines when he deleted the official SpaceX and Tesla pages from Facebook. Musk made certain to clarify that he didn’t make the decision for political reasons, but rather because Facebook gives him “the willies.” It’s not a political statement and I didn’t do this because someone dared me … Continue reading “Elon Musk Going To Buy And Delete Facebook?”

Elon Musk Dedicated To Building Affordable Housing On Mars

SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA — Billionaire entrepreneur and inventor Elon Musk has big dreams, and perhaps even larger ambitions as to how to achieve those dreams. His pursuit of seeing those dreams into fruition has garnered him quite a large following and cadre of well-wishers. However, not everyone is so firmly entrenched on Elon’s side. … Continue reading “Elon Musk Dedicated To Building Affordable Housing On Mars”

Elon Musk Threatens Tesla Board With Packing Up His Electric Cars And Rocketing Home

SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA — In recent weeks, the relationship between billionaire inventor Elon Musk and the board of directors of Tesla, his electric vehicle company, has become icy to say the least, and today that relationship may very well have hit an all-time low. Yesterday, in a series of tweets, Musk addressed the hubbub … Continue reading “Elon Musk Threatens Tesla Board With Packing Up His Electric Cars And Rocketing Home”

Trump Orders NASA To Verify Planets Discovered By TESS Also Revolve Around Him

WASHINGTON, D.C. — This week, NASA teamed with Elon Musk’s SpaceX company and launched their TESS satellite into orbit on a Falcon 9 rocket. TESS — short for Transiting Exoplanet Survey Satellite — is tasked with peering into and around stars that neighbor Earth’s sun in an attempt to discover new planets. Future missions could … Continue reading “Trump Orders NASA To Verify Planets Discovered By TESS Also Revolve Around Him”