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  • Musk’s Cannabis Accessory Company Working on Anti-Gravity Bong

    SWILLY CORN VALLEY — The Bong Company — billionaire inventor Elon Musk’s recently formed cannabis-centered accessory company — has announced that it is working closely with another of Musk’s companies to develop a breakthrough new product: an anti-gravity bong. “Everyone’s heard of a gravity bong, and without a doubt gravity bongs are dope,” Musk told […] More

  • Musk Invests $10 Million in Startup Bong Company

    SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA — Elon Musk made major headlines when he appeared on comedian Joe Rogan’s podcast and the pair enjoyed a marijuana, or “Jazz” cigarette together. Apparently, Mr. Musk got quite the taste for cannabis thanks to that appearance, and this morning he announced that he was taking $10 million to seed a […] More

  • Elon Musk Going To Buy And Delete Facebook?

    Earlier this week, Elon Musk made global headlines when he deleted the official SpaceX and Tesla pages from Facebook. Musk made certain to clarify that he didn’t make the decision for political reasons, but rather because Facebook gives him “the willies.” It’s not a political statement and I didn’t do this because someone dared me […] More

  • Elon Musk Dedicated To Building Affordable Housing On Mars

    SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA — Billionaire entrepreneur and inventor Elon Musk has big dreams, and perhaps even larger ambitions as to how to achieve those dreams. His pursuit of seeing those dreams into fruition has garnered him quite a large following and cadre of well-wishers. However, not everyone is so firmly entrenched on Elon’s side. […] More

  • Weekly Standard Awards Alt-Science Prestigious “Trustworthfulness In Journalastic Endeavors” Award

    This month, our publication broke major tech news when we published our piece “Elon Musk Offers To Buy And Then Delete Facebook.” Our story covered the conference call tech guru Elon Musk had with investors in his SpaceX, Boring Company, and Tesla corporations in which he divulged his secret wish to buy Facebook and delete […] More

  • Elon Musk Developing Non-Drowsy Antihistamine Infused Condoms

    SILLYCON VALLEY, CALIFORNIA — A new trend is sweeping the nation: condom snorting. As if buying and deleting Facebook wasn’t newsworthy enough, tech titan and entrepreneur Elon Musk — founder of SpaceX, Tesla, and The Boring Company — wants to capitalize on the trend and has announced a new product he’s developing: Antihistamine Infused Condoms. […] More

  • What The Zuck? Musk Mulls Buying And Deleting Facebook

    SILLYCON VALLEY, CA —  Tech titan Elon Musk made global headlines when he deleted the official SpaceX and Tesla pages from Facebook. Musk clarified he did so because Facebook gives him “the willies.” It’s not a political statement and I didn’t do this because someone dared me to do it. Just don’t like Facebook. Gives me […] More

  • Elon Musk Offers To Buy And Then Delete Facebook

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    Earlier this week, Elon Musk made global headlines when he deleted the official SpaceX and Tesla pages from Facebook. Musk made certain to clarify that he didn’t make the decision for political reasons, but rather because Facebook gives him “the willies.” It’s not a political statement and I didn’t do this because someone dared me […] More