NEW YORK, NY – Following two Nor’easters in as many weeks, lifelong New York City resident Jack King is excited about recent news from NASA that the Earth will soon warm to the point that carbon dioxide trapped in permafrost will be released, further accelerating climate change. “You know, I never really thought about global […] More
This morning, billionaire entrepreneur and inventor Elon Musk watched another one of his SpaceX rockets blast off into the cosmos. Falcon 9 lifted off from its pad just before dawn in a spectacular display, carrying experimental global internet satellites. One of Musk’s end goals is to provide high-speed broadband internet service to some of the […] More
MODESTO, CA – A local woman recently discovered her Myers Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) test results, and she can’t stop telling everyone she knows about it. She’s an ISFP, and proud of it! “A friend of mine told me about this online test that tells you what your personality is. Isn’t it amazing that we […] More
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AURA CITY, WOOSCONSIN — Local authorities and doctors are confirming at this time that lifestyle coach, nutrition guru, and the World’s Most Enlightened and Wizened Man, David “Avocado” Wolfe is in critical but stable condition following what appears to be an accidental overdose of crystal chakra voodoo. “At approximately 6:15 last evening, Mr. Wolfe’s karma […] More
From frankenfruit to corn that is sentient, everyone knows the dangers of GMO foods are real! Here are five reasons why you might avoid GMOs: 1. The idea of children needlessly being blind and dying is appealing to you. Approximately 250 million (yes, 250,000,000) children have a Vitamin A deficiency. Of those, 250,000 to 500,000 […] More
MANAUS, BRAZIL – A man from the United States has mistakenly traveled to the largest metropolitan city in the Amazon Rainforest in hopes of being one of the first people to apply for Amazon Banking. Following the breaking news of Amazon.com’s interest in entering the banking market, Max Paul boarded the first flight he could […] More
CHICAGO, IL – While visiting the Shedd Aquarium downtown, Chicago native James Wheeling had quite the unusual encounter with a beluga whale. “I was wandering around the tank when the whale just came up to the wall and squared up against me,” Mr. Wheeling said. “He started to shout at me, saying something about my late […] More
