WASHINGTON, D.C. — Though it’s still more than a year and a half away, President Donald Trump appears to be already jockeying for position in the 2020 presidential campaign. Over the last few weeks, he has stepped up his attacks on the Democratic Party, fueled by the fact that they control the House of Representatives […] More
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump had a relatively convivial relationship with Congress for the first two years of his presidency, however the shellacking his party took at the hands of the Democrats in last year’s mid-term elections have pitted the House of Representatives squarely against him. When Rep. Nancy Pelosi recaptured the gavel as […] More
WASHINGTON. D.C. — President Donald Trump recently attacked wind-based energy production in part because the turbines necessary kill a lot of birds and the noise they make could even cause cancer. It is not a new attack on Big Blow by the president, he made similar statements in 2012 when fighting the installation of wind […] More
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a truly unforeseen development,the battle over releasing FBI Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s report on the 2016 presidential election has taken a turn, perhaps, for the unbelievable. At approximately 9:30 in the morning, a courier arrived at the White House with a hand-written note from one former president to the current one. […] More
A letter has been delivered to President Donald J. Trump at the White House, sent from from all 56 Mexican countries. “We, the people of the 56 Mexican countries in the world hereby reaffirm our solemn oath to never, ever pay for a single brick, inch of barbed wire, or any other material or cost […] More
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Attorney General William Barr held a press conference at the Department of Justice this morning and presented to the American people a newly written four-page summary. Last week, Barr made waves around the world when he issued a similar summary of the report written by FBI Special Counsel Robert Mueller, which has […] More
EL PASO, TEXAS — President Donald Trump issued an executive order from his Oval Office chair late this afternoon, directing federal resources be dedicated to purchasing several thousand food times from Taco Bell. The food will then be sent to the migrant families currently being held underneath a bridge in El Paso, Texas. In a […] More
MEXICO CITY, MEXICO — The Federal Government of Mexico has stepped-in and offered to foot the entire cost of a Special Olympics team that would represent the United States of America. “Yesterday, the People of Mexico were horrified to learn that the economic status of the United States of American Oligarchy is so dire that […] More
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The topsy-turvy, freewheeling, unpredictable nature of the major news headlines this week just took yet another turn for the completely unforeseen. At a hastily assembled press conference this morning, Attorney General William Barr addressed a growing controversy out of Chicago. “I’m here to inform the American public that after a careful re-examination […] More
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Attorney General William Barr has only been back at the Department of Justice for a couple of weeks, but has already made a reputation for himself as someone who loves to write summaries. “His Mueller Report summary was definitely interesting, to say the least, but when he came into the office this […] More
