Big Pharma, the government, and “doctors” all tell you that vaccinating your children is a good thing. They use big words like “herd immunity” and “not letting the species die off because you read a single article from pharmashillskill dot com” and they try to convince you that vaccination is the only option for sane, […] More
SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA — This morning, a new social media platform was announced, run by a household name synonymous with tech innovation. It’s no big secret, thanks to the reporting done by this website, that tech titan and likely world’s smartest man Elon Musk has his eyes on acquiring Facebook in order to delete […] More
SILLYCON VALLEY, CALIFORNIA — A new trend is sweeping the nation: condom snorting. As if buying and deleting Facebook wasn’t newsworthy enough, tech titan and entrepreneur Elon Musk — founder of SpaceX, Tesla, and The Boring Company — wants to capitalize on the trend and has announced a new product he’s developing: Antihistamine Infused Condoms. […] More
CINCINNATI, OH – A teenager at a local high school has announced that after snorting five condoms at a party last month, she is now pregnant. The teen took to Facebook to make the announcement, stating the following: Ms. Fisher later explained what happened that led to the pregnancy: So I was like, totally having […] More
LOS ANGELES, CA – In what is sure to be one of the more remarkable feats in the young company’s history, SpaceX has managed to successfully catch Tiangong-1, the defunct Chinese space station, as it fell to Earth early this morning. As SpaceX CEO Elon Musk pointed out on Twitter, one of their recovery ships, […] More
SILLYCON VALLEY, CA — Tech titan Elon Musk made global headlines when he deleted the official SpaceX and Tesla pages from Facebook. Musk clarified he did so because Facebook gives him “the willies.” It’s not a political statement and I didn’t do this because someone dared me to do it. Just don’t like Facebook. Gives me […] More
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump announced that he has created and filled a new important position in the federal government, today from the Oval Office. This morning, Trump announced that he has directed the Food and Drug Administration to create a new, special post and it with nutritionist David “Avocado” Wolfe. Trump has cozied […] More
PIEDMONT, CA – The “popular” blogger Yvette d’Entremont, also known as SciBabe, recently came under fire by the heroes at US Right to Know. Of course, US Right to Know’s mission statement as found on their website is: Fighting the good fight by spreading misinformation and fear, because you have a right to know what’s […] More
KENNEDY SPACE CENTER, FLORIDA – NASA has just announced that a lunar flare just left the moon and is heading directly towards Earth, which will likely impact the Eastern half o the United States on Tuesday. A cousin to the solar flare, lunar flares occur on or shortly after the full moon each month. Given […] More
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Earlier this week, Elon Musk made global headlines when he deleted the official SpaceX and Tesla pages from Facebook. Musk made certain to clarify that he didn’t make the decision for political reasons, but rather because Facebook gives him “the willies.” It’s not a political statement and I didn’t do this because someone dared me […] More
