WASHINGTON, DC – In a precedented move, Donald Trump and his administration have given a bailout to Toys ‘R’ Us, shortly after the popular toy company announced it would be closing all of its stores nationwide. “ALL TOYS MATTER!,” shouted his supporters at a rally for the toy chain. The announcement from Toys ‘R’ Us, was […] More
CAMBRIDGE, ENGLAND – International superstar Stephen Hawking passed away early this morning, surrounded by his family and loved ones. The famed physicist became popular for not only his science, but also how he permeated pop culture. Perhaps what he’s not as well known for were his books, many of which were best sellers and popular […] More
LOST ALAMO, NM – Following the tragic news of the loss of Stephen Hawking, a prominent group of White Supremaphysicists scrambled early this morning to forever memorialize the late mathematician and astronomer by renaming “black holes” to “Hawking Holes.” Of the countless contributions Dr. Stephen Hawking made to the world of astronomy, mathematics, and physics, […] More
Stephen Hawking is dead. The world is now mourning the loss of one of the most brilliant, some may say “gifted,” minds the species has ever known. The thoughts, theories, and work that Dr. Hawking leaves behind as his legacy are testament to the wonder that was his brain, as if fighting one of the […] More
One of the nation’s leading scientific research organizations has concluded that the more someone uses the word “cuck” in their everyday speech, the smaller their penis tends to be. The term cuck is Internet slang for “cuckold,” a word that up until the digital age was used to mean any man whose wife had an […] More
If you haven’t yet heard, the United States Secretary of Education, Betsy DeVos, had a great interview on 60 Minutes last weekend where she auditioned to be on the next season of MTV’s The Real World. MTV’s show, The Real World, is the cult TV show where people stop being polite, and start being real. […] More
SPRING FALLS, CALIFORNIA — 46-year-old California resident Dennis Myers calls himself “mostly apolitical,” but he does have one issue that serves as a litmus test for any potential vying for his vote — vaccination. Myers, who doesn’t hold any advanced medical degrees but does spend in his own words “at least five hours a week” […] More
So you’re in love, and everything’s going well. The romance is alive, the passion is plentiful. And the sex? Oh boy, the sex! It’s incredible. The best sex you’ve probably had in your entire life, and with good reason… …because that’s what paying tens of thousands of dollars for a sex robot by all rights should get […] More
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We all want what’s best for our kids. Starting from birth, almost every parent goes through the same series of dilemmas: Breast feed or bottle feed? Cloth diapers or disposable diapers? College prep preschool or home preschool? But how much time do you spend thinking about what snacks your child is eating? Here, we will […] More
