Dan Broadbent 
WASHINGTON, DC – LOCK HER UP! LOCK HER UP! LOCK HER UP!
The drone of the “LOCK HER UP!” chant tore through the crowd outside the White House Tuesday upon hearing the news that Ivanka Trump, a person that nobody really understands why she’s involved in politics in the first place, used her personal email account to send hundreds of emails pertaining to official government business.
According to the Washington Post:
Ivanka Trump sent hundreds of emails last year to White House aides, Cabinet officials and her assistants using a personal account, many of them in violation of federal records rules, according to people familiar with a White House examination of her correspondence.
White House ethics officials learned of Trump’s repeated use of personal email when reviewing emails gathered last fall by five Cabinet agencies to respond to a public records lawsuit. That review revealed that throughout much of 2017, she often discussed or relayed official White House business using a private email account with a domain that she shares with her husband, Jared Kushner.
The discovery alarmed some advisers to President Trump, who feared that his daughter’s practices bore similarities to the personal email use of Hillary Clinton, an issue he made a focus of his 2016 campaign. He attacked his Democratic challenger as untrustworthy and dubbed her “Crooked Hillary” for using a personal email account as secretary of state.
Let’s be real, guys.
This is TOTALLY DIFFERENT than what Hillary Clinton did. I mean, sure they both used personal email for government business. And sure, president Donald Trump still uses his personal iPhone to make government-related calls. But that is TOTALLY NOT THE SAME.
And why is that, you ask?
Haha, it’s simple!
Because: reasons
There are many reasons why it’s totally different. But I don’t have time to explain it to you dumb snowflake liberals. If you don’t know how it’s different, then you’re clearly not woke like me, and don’t deserve to know.